Kevin fears Britney Spears' dogs

The National Ledger quotes an In Touch report that Kevin Federline and Britney Spears are battling over Bit Bit and Lacy, Britney's little dogs. It appears Kevin is worried the pooches will bite their new baby, Sean Preston.

Kevin's already convinced Britney to dump one of her pooches: "Brit still has two dogs, Bit Bit and Lacy but reportedly Kevin was able to get rid of Chihuahua Lucky after 'the dog nipped at him.'"

I'm sure Mr. Spears reads this blog, so here goes:

Dear Kevin,

You may not have noticed, but there are hundreds of thousands of families living with dogs. Somehow us normal people--the ones whose worth is not measured with seven or eight zeroes at the end--manage to maintain households with dogs and kids living in domestic harmony. Lay off the dogs! And if you really care about Sean Preston, straighten up and stop smoking near your child!

Sincerely,
Me

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