Britney Spears To Be Buried With Dog

The world heaps a lot of disdain on poor K-Fed, and now his wife is jumping on the bandwagon. Britney has announced to the world that she wants to be buried with the thing she loves the most: her dog.

Actually, who can blame her? Lucky is more loyal, much more cute, and a hell of a lot more lovable than Kevin Federline. And Lucky has the good sense not to record an embarrassing CD, which demonstrates more self-awareness than we've yet seen from K-Fed.

After introducing her rapper husband at last weekend's Teen Choice Awards, Britney went on to compare herself to the Pharaoh's (who, last we heard, did not considering themselves "country" in the same way Britney perceives herself).

Said the once-bankable-now-banal pop starlet: "You know how the Pharaohs used to get buried with things they loved? I want to do that with Lucky. She should be laid to rest with me when the time comes."

Since dogs sadly do not live as long as humans, it seems Lucky will be buried with Britney's career long before Britney herself is laid to rest.

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