Hilary Duff's dog blog

And here we thought that having paws might be a hurdle that would prevent dogs from blogging! That's not the case for Hilary Duff's talented dog, Lola--she has her own blog, now.

Funny thing is, if our dog were to blog it would be nothing but "Play with me," "Feed me," "Play with me," "Feed me"--the most boring blog in the world. But, luckily for visitors to HilaryDuff.com, Lola has more to say. For example, the Chihuahua has posted her endorsement of a dog-care book written by the owner of a Maltese pal.

Alas, those of us not in the Hilary Fan Club cannot access Lola's blog; according to MTV.com, her pooch's musings are found in the fan-club-only section of the singer/actress' official site.

Much as we might like to join Hilary's fan club, we're afraid that simultaneously belonging to fan clubs of Hilary Duff and Dame Judi Dench may cause a cosmic incongruity that would threaten life in the universe. Or, maybe we'll just wait for Hilary to do a movie that appeals to someone over the age of 16. (If that sounds a bit catty, we'll point out her last movie was--ugh--Cheaper by the Dozen 2, while meanwhile Lindsay is about to appear opposite Meryl Streep in
A Prairie Home Companion. Come on, Hilary, we know you're better than that!)