Is Britney Spears banning Kevin's Dog?

A report from Fametastic claims that Kevin Federline has purchased a pit bull terrier, but Britney has banned it from the house. She's afraid the dog will harm Sean, so Kevin is keeping the pooch at a friend's house.

That's all there is to that particular celeb pet news item, but let's take a moment to provide some advice to Britney and Kevin. Now, we're but simple common folk and not multi-millionaires living in Beverly Hills, but some obvious, common sense advise is offered:

• Dear Britney, If you want to stop being bugged by paparazzi, perhaps posing for the cover of yet another magazine isn't the thing to do. Seriously, you cannot bitch about the burden of being famous on national TV and then show up for a cover shoot just days later. It shows a certain... how can we say this... lack of mental reasoning ability. Maybe the time has come to disappear for a while; either that, or stop whining about the cost of being famous!
• Dear Kevin and Britney, please purchase some mirrors for that enormous mansion in which you live. You both are facing some tough PR, and we'd suggest that starting to appear like young adults and less like teens with too much money and too little sense might just help. Britney, the next time you go on national TV trying to repair your image, you may want to NOT wear the first thing you find tossed on the floor, and we think a moment to fix your hair is not ill advised. We know, we know--you think you're "country." Well guess what? You're not! You're a multi-millionaire celeb living in Hollywood. Either start acting like it or move back south of the Mason-Dixon line! And Kevin, how can we say this gently? The world hates you. No, seriously, it does. The covers of magazines are actively wishing that your marriage fails and that rapping you did is the most mocked thing we've seen since the runaway bride. So, here's some advice: Start looking like a responsible young man worth millions of dollars and less like a thug. Try tucking your shirt in, or perhaps even wearing one with buttons and a collar. And stand another quarter inch closer to the shaver, okay? Seriously you two, do you ever look in mirrors!?!?

Okay, that had nothing to do with pets. We're sorry, but really is anyone talking any sense to those two?

Well, we hope Kevin's new pooch find some love at whatever home he lands in.