Britney's Dog Poop Photo Shoot

We keep rooting for Britney to get it together--really we do--but we keep getting disappointed. Britney just doesn't seem to have a clue how a mature woman acts, even when doing something as simple as cleaning up after her dog.

Britney hoped to turn a photo shoot for OK! Magazine into a career relaunch, but instead it has become a PR nightmare. Rather than publishing the photo shoot, OK! launched a scathing article that said, in part, "What we experienced was a young girl who is desperately in need of help. And sadly she has surrounded herself with too many people who are pretending that nothing is wrong."

Britney let her new puppy poop on a $6,700 Zac Posen gown, wiped her greasy hands on a pink silk Alisha Levine dress, took repeated bathroom breaks without closing the door and fled after four test shots still wearing more than $14,000 of OK!'s borrowed clothing, the magazine said.

We do not--of course--blame the puppy. Who leaves a $6,700 dress laying around? Bad Britney! Bad Britney!

Read more on Reuters.com.

Britney out on the town with her puppy

Check out this Splash News video. It shows Britney out for a day of shopping and lunch with her puppy.

What's startling isn't that a young woman and her dog are out and about, but you just have to see the number of photogs and video crew members chasing her each step of the way. There must be 50 people all taking the same shots and shooting constantly. We love a good celeb shot as much as the next person, but really--how many photos does the world really need of Britney?

And this poor puppy. That is one mellow dog to put up with that much hysteria!

http://www.splashnewsonline.com/2007/07/24/britney-has-no-ordinary-shopping-trip/

Jodie Marsh looks for love, but dog is loyal

Model Jodie Marsh is looking for love, but she relies on her dog for companionship. The soft core model launched a web site in May soliciting submissions from men interested in marrying Jodie. If you're interested, check out http://www.marryjodiemarsh.com/. (The site is rated somewhere between PG-13 and R.)

The 28-year-old insisted that her bulldog Paddy was far more 'loyal' and good looking than most men she has met till now. "He's more loyal and better looking," the Sun quoted Mash, as saying.

You can read more on DailyIndia.com.

Throw the book at Michael Vick

Michael Vick deserves to lose it all--his promising career, his wealth, his celebrity status, and his place in football history. It it were up to us, he'd be forced to fight for the death, and if he fails to fight well, we'd shoot, electrocute, hang or drown him.

Sound harsh? That's exactly what he has been accused of doing to other living beings. We know this has been in the headlines for weeks, but we've worked to ignore the news because we don't appreciate news stories that involve the harming of innocent animals. But today, we read an article in the Courrier-Journal and it got our blood boiling!

I hope Mr. Vick is not permitted to escape from the significant pain and suffering he's inflicted on animals. His dog fighting operation was so large and so cruel that 60 pit bulls taken from his property will have to be killed because they cannot be reprogrammed to respond to other animals in a non-aggressive way. God only knows how many other sentient beings were killed or maimed for Mr. Vick's amusement.

I hope he never plays football again. In fact, I hope he is incarcerated and by the time he gets out of jail he's an old man who can see the achievements and wealth attained by his teammates while he wasted away for the suffering he inflicted on others.

Read more at http://www.courier-journal.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070721/OPINION01/707210376.

Tara plays football with a dog

Other bloggers are concentrating on whatever the heck it is Tara did to her stomach--Plastic surgery is best left to the professionals, kids!--but we'll focus on the cute little pooch she's playing with. Not sure he's big enough for the football squad just yet.

More photos on HollywoodTuna.com.

Paris and her pooches

Yeah, we got lazy and stopped posting. You know, it gets mentally difficult to continually look at news of people who are famous for being famous. Begins to make one wonder why you work so hard at doing something real, you know?

Well, we'll see if we can't do a better job on this blog, starting with this: A photo of Paris Hilton with her arms full of dogs at her Malibu beach house. Let's hope the reformed Paris is dedicating herself to treating her many pets with the love and respect they deserve!

See more photos on Dlisted.com.