Paris Hilton hires a chihuahua

Paris Hilton is heading overseas for an event and had to leave Tinkerbell and Bambi behind, but that doesn't mean she'll be without canine companionship. Paris is renting a chihuahua!

An insider said: "Paris really misses her chihuahuas when she leaves the States... she has her heart set on a mini long-haired Chihuahua called LouLou." Paris will rent Loulou from a specialist dog agency.

"A specialist dog agency," huh? Insert your own pooch pimp joke here.

The article includes this note, which we think is creative license on the part of the correspondent: Paris was surprised people were speaking English in London and admitted she thought that everyone in Europe spoke French. Yeah, I know she's not the sharpest tool in the shed, but it ain't exactly as if Paris hasn't gotten around the world before.

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