Serena Williams--it's not easy being green while walking your dog

If Serena Williams was the love child of Kermit the Frog and an Eskimo, what might she look like? Wonder no longer, because A Socialite's Life has pix of Serena walking her dog in boots and a green outfit that is greener than any green you've ever seen.

Now, before anyone says I'm being mean to Serena (or before someone who knows me points out that I ain't no fashion plate myself) let me point out that Serena is beautiful, talented, and could chase me down and kick my @ss without breaking a sweat. That notwithstanding, I would respectfully submit that she get a second opinion before she purchases an outfit. Or walks her dog.

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