Natasha Lyonne is NOT a dog-friendly Celeb

Ewww! That's all I have to say.

In the event you're seeking someone to dog-sit your pooch and you happen to know Natasha Lyonne, the once-hot star of American Pie and Slums of Beverly Hills, do NOT ask her to care for your dog.

And before I continue with this story, I am going to repeat: Ewww!

Natasha has a warrant out for her arrest after she failed to appear at a court date Friday. She is facing a number of charges, including her alleged threat to sexually molest her former neighbor's dog during a 2004 altercation. Yes, that's right--sexually molest a dog.

Okay, I have to ask: Where does an idea like that come from? I understand arguments happen, but when does someone actually think, "I am so pissed off that I am going to assault this person's dog in a sexual manner"?

The poor girl is reportedly combating an addiction to heroine and has been under the care of a doctor for a variety of issues. Let's hope Natasha gets her act together and stays away from pets for a while.

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